melindajane

Chaptered Fics

Bedlam (WIP)
The one where Ville's a stripper and Bam's a big tipper.
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Drive
The one where the boys fuck like they drive...
(Drive) (Clutch a.) (Clutch b.)

Evolve
The fic that outlines Bam's complete sexual history.
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7)

God Complex
The one where Bam gets hit by a car, and Ville teaches him how to be a better man.
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) (20) (21) (Bonus! Magic Man) (Bonus! Framed)

Hustling Down Dead Lover's Lane
The unlikely story where Bam's a hooker and Ville falls in love. Read at your own risk.
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12)

I'm On Top
The fic that covers Bam and Ville's sexual history together.
(Kiss and Tell) (Touch and Go) (Follow and Feel) (To Have and To Hold) (Awake and Dreaming) (Time and Money) (Whisper and Moan) ((Stop) Drop and Roll) (Give and Take) (Bend and Break) (Hide and Seek) (Love and Sex)

Starfucker
The one where Bam's a starfucker, and Ville's his latest target.
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11)

Video Game
The one where Bam and Ville turn sex into a game through the filming of The Sacrament.
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9)

Oneshots

Beyond The Pleasure Principle
The fic where Bam tries to convince Ville to have a threesome, and it fails miserably.
Beyond The Pleasure Principle

End Of An Era, The
The fic where Ville goes through the stages of dying to get over Bam.
The End Of An Era

Everything After
The fic where Bam and Ville are old men, but they're still in love. Also known as Vam geriatric porn (I'm not kidding.)
Everything After

Love Is For Fools
The song fic where Bam and Ville realize that...love really is for fools.
Love Is For Fools

New Year's Project
The fic that claims that Bam and Ville have a New Year's tradition.
New Year's Project

Party Shuffle
The fic where I take ten songs and turn them into Vam drabbles.
Party Shuffle

The Sacrament
The one where Ville and Bam have a little bit of fun with a video camera.
The Sacrament

The Shuffle After Party!
The second part to the ten Vam song drabbles.
The Shuffle After Party!

Two Sides Of The Same Story
The one where Bam's a mess, and Ville takes advantage of him.
Two Sides Of The Same Story

Unconditional
Your basic story of boy breaks up with girl, boy gets together with boy, boys live happily ever after.
Unconditional

What Happened At Hultsfred?
The one where Ville wears Bam's clothes after an exciting...wardrobe malfunction.
(What Happened At Hultsfred?)

Prompt List

100 Situations
The epic list of 100 words that I turn into fics. In progress...maybe forever.
The Epic Prompt List

A very long time ago (too long ago to be honest), I stole this meme from katanabutch. I’ll post it again, of course this time my answers will be under the cut. You should all do it too, I promise, it was a lot of fun. It brings you back to old stories that you haven’t thought about in a long time.

Name a character (be sure to specify which story, please) I've written fic about, and I'll answer the following questions about him or her:

1. What would your character kill for? What would they die for?
2. What would they refuse to do under any circumstances? Why?
3. What do they dream about?
4. What’s their biggest fear?
5. What single object would they be most hard pressed to part with? Why?
6. What is their fondest memory?
7. What is their worst memory?
8. What or who was their most significant influence? Expound.
9. What do they believe makes a successful life?
10. What makes them laugh?
11. What are their religious views?
12. What is their greatest strength?
13. Do they have a fatal flaw? If so, what is it?
14. Who is the most important person in their life?
15. If they died, who would miss them most? How would they die?


( My Vam! )

Title: The Morning After
Author: melindajane.
Pairing: Vam.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: . Bam wakes up to a three-alarm fire going on in his head and an insistent cry from his stomach. I’ve been a very bad man, he thinks, but he can’t judge himself now. There’re too many other distractions to consider before he remembers what he inevitably did wrong.
Disclaimer: I do not own people, specifically these people. I also don‘t make money on what these people didn‘t do. Are we square?
Warnings: Bad language, nudity, and a little bit of smut.
Authors Notes: This is number eighty-four from my epic prompt table. Will I ever finish? Who knows? You can check the status of it here.

Dedicated to Miss slasher48 who puts up with far too much of my whining. I’m very sorry.
( The Morning After )

Title: Skin (8/8)
Author: melindajane.
Pairing: Vam.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The true story of how Ville got under Bam’s skin…in more ways than one.
Disclaimer: I do not own people, specifically these people. I also don‘t make money on what these people didn‘t do. Are we square?
Warnings: Bad language, a little bit of smut, and some baby angst to come.
Authors Notes: This is number sixty-eight from my epic prompt table. Will I ever finish? Who knows? You can check the status of it here.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7


Dedicated to Miss slasher48, my partner in crime. Happy birthday, cookie! I hope this is the best year yet!
( Skin )

Title: Skin (7/8)
Author: melindajane.
Pairing: Vam.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The true story of how Ville got under Bam’s skin…in more ways than one.
Disclaimer: I do not own people, specifically these people. I also don‘t make money on what these people didn‘t do. Are we square?
Warnings: Bad language, a little bit of smut, and some baby angst to come.
Authors Notes: This is number sixty-eight from my epic prompt table. Will I ever finish? Who knows? You can check the status of it here.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6

Dedicated to Miss slasher48, my partner in crime. I will be posting one chapter of this a day for the next week, in honor of her birthday, which is November 2nd! Happy birthday and much love to you, cookie!
( Skin )

Title: Skin (6/8)
Author: melindajane.
Pairing: Vam.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The true story of how Ville got under Bam’s skin…in more ways than one.
Disclaimer: I do not own people, specifically these people. I also don‘t make money on what these people didn‘t do. Are we square?
Warnings: Bad language, a little bit of smut, and some baby angst to come. This chapter has the smut!
Authors Notes: This is number sixty-eight from my epic prompt table. Will I ever finish? Who knows? You can check the status of it here.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5

Dedicated to Miss slasher48, my partner in crime. I will be posting one chapter of this a day for the next week, in honor of her birthday, which is November 2nd! Happy birthday and much love to you, cookie!
( Skin )

Title: Skin (5/8)
Author: melindajane.
Pairing: Vam.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The true story of how Ville got under Bam’s skin…in more ways than one.
Disclaimer: I do not own people, specifically these people. I also don‘t make money on what these people didn‘t do. Are we square?
Warnings: Bad language, a little bit of smut, and some baby angst to come.
Authors Notes: This is number sixty-eight from my epic prompt table. Will I ever finish? Who knows? You can check the status of it here.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4


Dedicated to Miss slasher48, my partner in crime. I will be posting one chapter of this a day for the next week, in honor of her birthday, which is November 2nd! Happy birthday and much love to you, cookie!
( Skin )

Title: Skin (4/8)
Author: melindajane.
Pairing: Vam.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The true story of how Ville got under Bam’s skin…in more ways than one.
Disclaimer: I do not own people, specifically these people. I also don‘t make money on what these people didn‘t do. Are we square?
Warnings: Bad language, a little bit of smut, and some baby angst to come.
Authors Notes: This is number sixty-eight from my epic prompt table. Will I ever finish? Who knows? You can check the status of it here.


Dedicated to Miss slasher48, my partner in crime. I will be posting one chapter of this a day for the next week, in honor of her birthday, which is November 2nd! Happy birthday and much love to you, cookie!

( Skin )

Title: Skin (3/8)
Author: melindajane.
Pairing: Vam.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The true story of how Ville got under Bam’s skin…in more ways than one.
Disclaimer: I do not own people, specifically these people. I also don‘t make money on what these people didn‘t do. Are we square?
Warnings: Bad language, a little bit of smut, and some baby angst to come.
Authors Notes: This is number sixty-eight from my epic prompt table. Will I ever finish? Who knows? You can check the status of it here.


Dedicated to Miss slasher48, my partner in crime. I will be posting one chapter of this a day for the next week, in honor of her birthday, which is November 2nd! Happy birthday and much love to you, cookie!

( Skin )

Title: Skin (2/8)
Author: melindajane.
Pairing: Vam.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The true story of how Ville got under Bam’s skin…in more ways than one.
Disclaimer: I do not own people, specifically these people. I also don‘t make money on what these people didn‘t do. Are we square?
Warnings: Bad language, a little bit of smut, and some baby angst to come.
Authors Notes: This is number sixty-eight from my epic prompt table. Will I ever finish? Who knows? You can check the status of it here.


Dedicated to Miss slasher48, my partner in crime. I will be posting one chapter of this a day for the next week, in honor of her birthday, which is November 2nd! Happy birthday and much love to you, cookie!

( Skin )

Title: Skin (1/8)
Author: melindajane.
Pairing: Vam.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The true story of how Ville got under Bam’s skin…in more ways than one.
Disclaimer: I do not own people, specifically these people. I also don‘t make money on what these people didn‘t do. Are we square?
Warnings: Bad language, a little bit of smut, and some baby angst to come.
Authors Notes: This is number sixty-eight from my epic prompt table. Will I ever finish? Who knows? You can check the status of it here.

Dedicated to Miss slasher48, my partner in crime. I will be posting one chapter of this a day for the next week, in honor of her birthday, which is November 2nd! Happy birthday and much love to you, cookie!

( Skin )

Title: Coma
Author: melindajane.
Pairing: Vam.
Rating: R.
Summary: When Bam crashes the Lambo after a simple night of drinking, his life changes drastically. This is his journal from those months.
Disclaimer: I do not own people, specifically these people. I also don‘t make money on what these people didn‘t do. Are we square?
Warnings: Somebody DIES! I hate warnings, because they’re spoilers, but I just want to warn everyone out there who hates deathfic, that somebody DIES! Did you get that? Also, get your tissues ready girlies, because this is a sad one!
Authors Notes: This is number eleven from my epic prompt table. Will I ever finish? Who knows? You can check the status of it here.

This has been hanging around on my computer for a few weeks. I’ve been hiding it like a coward (along with another prompt that I refuse to even mention right now) because I didn’t want to make you all sad! But, in the face of competition, Little Miss Cookie has forced me to bring out the tearfest. Try to enjoy…for me?

( Coma )

This is clearly stolen from katanabutch.

Name a character (be sure to specify which story, please) I've written fic about, and I'll answer the following questions about him or her:

1. What would your character kill for? What would they die for?
2. What would they refuse to do under any circumstances? Why?
3. What do they dream about?
4. What’s their biggest fear?
5. What single object would they be most hard pressed to part with? Why?
6. What is their fondest memory?
7. What is their worst memory?
8. What or who was their most significant influence? Expound.
9. What do they believe makes a successful life?
10. What makes them laugh?
11. What are their religious views?
12. What is their greatest strength?
13. Do they have a fatal flaw? If so, what is it?
14. Who is the most important person in their life?
15. If they died, who would miss them most? How would they die?

In case you need a little reminder, you can see my entire fic history here.

Title: Birth
Author: melindajane.
Pairing: Vam. Bam/Assorted Varieties.
Rating: R.
Summary: A birth in the family causes Bam to have baby fever, but Ville doesn’t exactly share Bam’s enthusiasm.
Disclaimer: I do not own people, specifically these people. I also don‘t make money on what these people didn‘t do. Are we square?
Warnings: Naughty language and a lot of shmoop!.
Authors Notes: This is number twenty-eight from my epic prompt table. Will I ever finish? Who knows? You can check the status of it here.

Today, on my birthday, I decided to celebrate by posting the birth prompt. This little fic is dedicated not only to another year of me, but also, to my very favorite partner in crime, Miss Cookie, or who you all know as slasher48.

( Birth )

Title: Rivalry
Author: melindajane.
Pairing: Vam. Bam/Assorted Varieties and Ville/Assorted Varieties.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: After heading out to LA, Bam quickly realizes that he is no longer the top dog.
Disclaimer: I do not own people, specifically these people. I also don‘t make money on what these people didn‘t do. Are we square?
Warnings: Sex, violence, there’s even baby het. Also, this is crack!fic. Now, I didn’t fully commit to the crack, so we’ll call it crack light? Are we cool?
Authors Notes: This is number sixty-five from my epic prompt table. Will I ever finish? Who knows? You can check the status of it here. (This is also a songfic for The Refreshments never hit Suckerpunch circa 1996. You can listen to it here.

( Rivalry )

Dear you:

Oh LJ, how I have missed you. Granted I assault you with an obscene amount of plotless fan-fiction, it’s been far too long since I have thrown in my own two cents.

( Rambling placed under the cut… )

So, that’s what’s been going on ladies and…well, ladies.

Thank you, as usual, for reading my insanity.

<3 Melinda-Jane!

Title: Careen
Author: melindajane.
Pairing: Vam. Bam/Assorted Varieties.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: Bam Margera was always careening. He got his feet wet, sunk his battleship into whoever and whatever felt right, but he could never commit to one side.
Disclaimer: I do not own people, specifically these people. I also don‘t make money on what these people didn‘t do. Are we square?
Warnings: Some implied sex, very rough implied sex, a little implied violence, and the angst that comes with it.
Authors Notes: This is number six from my epic prompt table. Will I ever finish? Who knows? You can check the status of it here.

To slasher48: Winning, are we?

( Careen )

Title: Raw
Author: melindajane.
Pairing: Vam.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: Sometimes being late is a blessing in disguise. After a week away, Ville reconnects with Bam…in the driveway.
Disclaimer: Don’t own, won’t buy, never happen, and I can barely pay my rent!
Warnings: This is an honest PWP. Read at your own risk
Authors Notes: This is a prompt fic from my epic table. #51 Raw!




( Raw )

Title: Bedlam (6/?)
Author: melindajane.
Pairing: Vam. Bam/Missy. Ville/Assorted Varieties.
Rating: NC-17. Sorry, you have to sit at the big kids table.
Summary: Ville Valo is the highest paid performer at a gentleman’s club called Bedlam. Find out what happens when a filthy skater becomes infatuated with the main act.
Disclaimer: I do not own people, specifically these people. Ville Valo, although he dares to wear very low pants, does not strip. And, Bam does not fall for strippers, he says so in Bam’s Unholy Union. Add all that up, and this never happened. Okay?
Warnings: Lots of nudity, obviously. Lots of sex, implied, right? A few threesomes, so what? Angst, it’s pretty standard in my writing. And…that’s it for now. I’ll warn you down the line.
Authors Notes: Much love and appreciation to my beta, Miss twirl_away.

Are you sick of me posting yet?

( Bedlam 6/? )

Title: Lover
Author: melindajane.
Pairing: Vam. Bam/OMC
Rating: R for language and mentions of drug use.
Summary: They were lovers, that much was true, but what exactly does that mean? 
Disclaimer: I do not own people, specifically these people. This never happened to the best of my knowledge. Also, as much as I love that you people read my insanity, you do not pay me for it. There‘s no profit here!
Warnings: Drug use and some baby angst!
Authors Notes: But another oneshot from my prompt list. This one is number 37. Also, much love to my beta, Miss twirl_away.

( Lover )